A pun /ˈpʌn/ is a play on words for comic effect, often highlighting their pronunciation, so it’s safe to say we like a good pun at Pronunciation Studio. Here are a few of our favourites that will hopefully make you laugh, but will more likely make you cringe:
“A man just attacked me with milk, cream and butter. I mean, how dairy!”
The time ‘two thirty’ is pronounced as a homophone with ‘tooth hurtie’, as it would be in connected speech: /ˌtuːθ ˈɜːti/. The ‘h’ in ‘hurtie’ isn’t heard clearly whether you pronounce it or not, as the voiceless fricative /θ/ is directly before it.
“When you get a bladder infection, you know urine trouble.”
Perhaps the most famous of all puns, this by Groucho Marx plays on the homonym (both a homograph and a homophone) of the word ‘flies’ pronounced /ˈflaɪz/ which is both the verb ‘to fly’ in the third person, and the noun ‘fly’ in its plural form. It also plays on different uses of the word ‘like’ which is a preposition in the first sentence and a verb in the second.
“Reading while sunbathing will make you well read.”
A play on the homophone ‘read’ as the past tense of the verb ‘to read’, and ‘red’ the colour, both pronounced /ˈred/.
Unfortunately, puns are particularly popular with middle aged men, who have a unique brand of pun called a ‘dad joke’. These are generally highly predictable and nearly always produce a sigh of disapproval in the poor listener. In fact, dad jokes are like jokes about paper, they’re tearable.
We apologise for the puns in this article, please post better ones in the comments section below.
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